9 Problem-Solving Strategies of 10x Developers
As a software engineer, you face challenges on a daily basis you are theoretically paid to solve. Here are 9 strategies you can pull into your …
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Documentation Story Moved To Backlog For 100th Straight Sprint
Like every time before, the team had unanimously approved the decision to punt the story to the future.
LGTM: Dev Has Already Abandoned New Year's Resolution to Actually Read PRs
Just a few days into January, Staff Engineer Carol Watts has already abandoned her New Year's Resolution to actually read some of the PRs sent her …
Rubber ducky dismayed as babbling programmer overlooks obvious O(n) solution
The rubber ducky is flabbergasted by the babbling programmers ability to dance around the obvious solution, seemingly without end.
Genius Can Print 'Hello World' in 56 Languages, Feels Confident For Upcoming Interviews
After holing himself in a modern-day tower of Babel, the attic bedroom of his parents' mansion, local genius developer Sy Lateur has emerged with the …
Critical Bug excited to see developer deploying to prod on a Friday afternoon
4:55PM Friday August 6 - Local enboldened developer Mary Wilkins approved a merge request on a critical infrastructure bug.
Weird Intern Refuses to Sit Down During Standups
"He's doing it again!". Exasperated tech lead Maya Gunderson is at the end of her rope with the intern brought on earlier this summer.
Biden Bans Innovation So We Can All Catch Up On Tech Debt
A spokesperson mentioned this could only be a positive for the nation.
PO Disappointed Odysseus is Taking so Long to Complete his Epic
I should have known he is a chronic under-estimator when he marked the Cyclops as a 1 point story.