Critical Bug excited to see developer deploying to prod on a Friday afternoon

  • 09 August 2021
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4:55PM Friday August 6 - Local enboldened developer Mary Wilkins approved a merge request on a critical infrastructure bug. Citing the general Friday release schedule and feeling a sense of unnatural boldness she deployed without considering the possibility it could have on her Friday night plans.

The bug had been lying in wait since the beginning of the sprint when Ms. Wilkins hard-coded a variable. Reportedly the bug has since been eagerly awaiting his big moment to shine. “I’ve been waiting my whole life for a naive developer to deploy me right before a weekend and completely ruin their whole weekend. When I saw Mary’s OOO automatic email replies scheduled to start on Monday I knew this was finally the opportunity I’ve been waiting for.”

6 hours and 1 missed flight later Miss Wilkins could be seen crushing a stress ball in one hand and a beer in the other.

All your friends are doing it. Are you not cool yet?

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