Biden Bans Innovation So We Can All Catch Up On Tech Debt
A spokesperson mentioned this could only be a positive for the nation.
“He’s doing it again! It’s like he takes no social cues!”. Exasperated tech lead Maya Gunderson is at the end of her rope with the intern brought on to ask questions for 2 months and then leave. “Every day we have stand ups, and every day Trevor continues to stand throughout the entire meeting. One day he even continued to stand through the company all hands that followed. What’s wrong with this guy?”. Her team has reportedly begun tracking the behavior, preparing for a strongly worded email to HR.
