Genius Can Print 'Hello World' in 56 Languages, Feels Confident For Upcoming Interviews
After holing himself in a modern-day tower of Babel, the attic bedroom of his parents' mansion, local genius developer Sy Lateur has emerged with the …
Big-titted Anime Girl Poster Always Visible In Developer's Zoom Background
Remote employee Aidan Hangus once again flashed the whole organization the big-titted anime poster girl on his wall.
Wildly Popular Tech News Site Pivots To Fill Gaping Void Left By OnlyFans New Policy
Tech Debt will be switching positions to a user-created pornography website in the coming weeks, the wildly popular tech news site announced to a …
Absent PM Never Returned From Buying Pack Of Cigs
Three sprints after stepping out to pick up a pack of cigarettes and a carton of milk, a team of local engineers has finally determined that their PM …
Jeff Bezos Pranks New Amazon CEO By Turning Off AWS For A Day
heheheh, Andy Jassey won't know what hit him
Critical Bug excited to see developer deploying to prod on a Friday afternoon
4:55PM Friday August 6 - Local enboldened developer Mary Wilkins approved a merge request on a critical infrastructure bug.
Weird Intern Refuses to Sit Down During Standups
"He's doing it again!". Exasperated tech lead Maya Gunderson is at the end of her rope with the intern brought on earlier this summer.
Biden Bans Innovation So We Can All Catch Up On Tech Debt
A spokesperson mentioned this could only be a positive for the nation.
Apple Slaps Logo on Rock, Sets Price at $500
Today Apple announced the newest product in their ever-evolving ecosystem, the Apple Rock. With the base model starting at $499, users can be sure …
Front End Developer Increases Padding By 1px, Reaches Nirvana
They could not be reached for comment, as no one at Tech Debt is anywhere close to Nirvana.