PO Disappointed Odysseus is Taking so Long to Complete his Epic
I should have known he is a chronic under-estimator when he marked the Cyclops as a 1 point story.
Documentation Story Moved To Backlog For 100th Straight Sprint
Like every time before, the team had unanimously approved the decision to punt the story to the future.
Absent PM Never Returned From Buying Pack Of Cigs
Three sprints after stepping out to pick up a pack of cigarettes and a carton of milk, a team of local engineers has finally determined that their PM …
Weird Intern Refuses to Sit Down During Standups
"He's doing it again!". Exasperated tech lead Maya Gunderson is at the end of her rope with the intern brought on earlier this summer.